"I am Mega Man I'm blue and cyan The creation of Dr. Light, or "Right" (if you are from Japan) Also known as Rockman. My Mega Buster can cut the mustard I'm a flustered am - putee POW POW! Eight robot bosses in eight levels dishevel and revel in devilry, I'll steal their weaponry Mega mega man mega mega man Mega mega man mega mega man Mega mega mega mega mega mega mega mega Mega Man! I am also known as the "Blue Bomber" I could shoot the legs off Jeffrey Dahmer Kill a robot fish, kill a robot frog, and then I ride off on my robot dog Mehhhh-gaaaaaahh Maaaaaan Mega maaaaaan.... THREE... ...PART THREE."